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Your Weekly Digital Outlet To Dynamic Corvettes
Wishing everyone a safe and happy holiday! We’ll be spending time with our families and friends and we hope you get to do the same!
We also recognize the sacrifice of soldiers and their families, especially around this time of year. We hope that you get back to your loved ones quickly and safely.
Thank you for your service
night before Christmas
And in the garage.
There wasn’t a trace of a Ford or Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I’d go mess with my Corvette for a bit.
I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said “Looks pretty good.”
Well as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there by my workbench, stood good Ol’ Saint Nick!
He just stared at first, not sure what to say,
Then Santa piped in “Don’t suppose you’d trade that for my sleigh?’
“Forget it, Mr. Claus” then I started to grin
“If you’ve got some time we could go for a spin!”
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Burst into a smile when he said “C’mon then, Let’s GO!!”
So as not to disturb all my neighbors’ retreat,
We pushed my old Stingray quietly onto the street.
Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key, then let the clutch spill.
The sound erupted and took Santa by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With Goodyears a’ cryin’ and sidepipes aglow,
We headed on out where the hot rodders go.
And Santa’s grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.
Then he yelled “Can’t recall when I’ve felt so alive!”
So I backed off the gas and said “Do you wanna drive?”
Ol’ Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
As he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
Then the big block exploded with side exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch as the tires shook the ground.
Power shift into second, again into third!
I just sat watching, at a loss for words.
Then, I heard him exclaim, as he blasted from sight,
“Merry Christmas, to all, it’s been a great night!!!”
Holiday Tips with Steve
Ho Ho Ho!
That’s it for this week!
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